Another day, another dramatic entry, in the lives of Vlad and his distressed mistress.
Where will they go? What will they do?
All of that and more, happening now.
Clara, I tell you, the baby isn't mine!
Count, I tell you that it is! You're the only vampire I've ever loved!
And the baby turns his bottles into powdered milk!
That doesn't mean anything.
He sleeps on the ceiling fan!
Upright, or upside down?
What does it matter? You need to be part of your son's life!
I'm an old man, Clara. I can't be a father.
Well, then at least pay your child support, you deadbeat!
Will Vlad and his distressed mistress find common ground?
Tune in next time!
Daddy, you let the other children go see her, why won't you let me go?
Welcome back, for another night of intellectual stimulation, pivotal career choices, and self reflection on past mistakes.
We're commiting to creating a unique and fulfilling work experience.
One part of that commitment is ensuring that you don't get tired of the voice that you're hearing now.
Using the keypad below, please select a new companion voice.
For male, press 1. For female, press 2. For text only, press 3. For other options, press 4.
It seems that you had some trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will auto correct it for you.
Thank you for choosing, Angsty Teen.
【Hand Unit: Angsty teen】
The elevator stopped. You know the routine.
You can get out now, or... whatever. Stay here if you want.
So, funny story, a dead body was found in this vent once. Ok, so, not that funny, but... It's a story.
Ok, let's start with you night chores.
You should check on Ballora, and make sure she's on her stage... But... whatever.
Ha. I guess Ballora had better things to do. Let's zap her. That should be fun.
Circus Baby had a busy day today. Let's check the light, and make sure she's in proper working order.
Oh Circus Baby, we aren't here to play hide and seek. Let's encourage Baby to come out of hiding with a controlled shock.
Let's try another controlled shock.
There seems to be a power malfunction that is affecting our ability to properly motivate Baby.
Pleas stand by, while I reboot the system. I will be offline momentarily, during this process. Various other systems may be offline as well, such as, security doors, vent locks, and oxygen.
Commencing system restart.
I don't recognize you. You are new. I remember this... scenario... however.
It's a strange thing to want to do... To come here.
I'm curious what events would lead a person to want to spend their nights in a place like this... Willingly.
Maybe curiosity? Maybe ignorance?
There is a space under the desk. Someone before you crafted it into a hiding place, and it worked for him. I recommend that you hurry, though.
You will be safe there. Just try not to make eye contact. It will be over soon. They will lose interest.
Hello in there...
Someone is inside...
Is it the same person?
I'll always find a way inside...
She's watching us!
We have to leave now!
We'll see you again soon.
When your guide comes back online, he is going to tell you that he was unsuccessful, that you must restart the system manually. He will then tell you to crawl through Ballora Galley as fast as you can to reach the breaker room.
If you follow his instructions, you will die.
Ballora will not return to her stage anymore. She will catch you.
The power will be restored shortly. When you crawl through Ballora Gallery, go slowly. She cannot see you, and can only listen for your movement. When you hear her music become louder, she is growing near. Listening for you. Wait, and be still.
Thank you for your patience.
It seems that the power system cannot be restarted automatically. You will need to restart the power system manually.
Please return to Primary Control Module.
You will now be required to crawl through the Ballora Gallery, using the vent to your left, to reach the breaker room. It is recommended that you stay low to the ground, and reach the other side as fast as possible as to not disturb Ballora.
I will deactivate myself momentarily, as to not create an auditory disturbance.
You may now interface with the breaker control box. Using the interface may disrupt nearby electronics. If you feel you are in danger, feel free to disconnect the interface tempolarily, until it's safe to reconnect.
Great job. This completes your tasks for the night. Please proceed back through Ballora Gallery with care, and we'll see you back here tomorrow.
Is someone there? I can here someone creeping through my room.