"Dear Diary,
Yesterday was so amazing, and I met SUCH a wonderful guy!
But, I don't think it was meant to last, for my heart belongs to another.
He's so amazing and strong and so, so CUTE! I've been thinking about him all day, and I think he's really into me too!
He's the only one for me! I just know it! And, I know just how to get him!
Look at that top hat! That amazing top hat! He'll be mine by the end of the day! I just know it!
I told him that I needed help with my homework, but once he's there, I'll have him! And once I have him, he'll be mine FOREVER!
There's only one thing that could possibly go wrong..."
"Dear Diary,
Yesterday was so amazing, and I met SUCH a wonderful guy!
But, I don't think it was meant to last, for my heart belongs to another.
He's so amazing and strong and so, so CUTE! I've been thinking about him all day, and I think he's really into me too!
He's the only one for me! I just know it! And, I know just how to get him!
Look at that untamed fur! An amazing silky sheen! He'll be mine by the end of the day! I just know it!
I told him that someone ran over his dog in front of my house, but once he's there, I'll entice him with warm cookies, lure inside I mean, invite him inside, and then I'll have him! And once I have him, he'll be mine FOREVER!
There's only one thing that could possibly go wrong..."
"Dear Diary,
Yesterday was so amazing, and I met SUCH a wonderful guy!
But, I don't think it was meant to last, for my heart belongs to another.
He's so amazing and strong and so, so CUTE! I've been thinking about him all day, and I think he's really into me too!
He's the only one for me! I just know it! And, I know just how to get him!
Look at those ears! Those amazing ears! He'll be mine by the end of the day! I just know it!
I told him that my house was on fire, but once he's there, I tell him that I threw myself on the flames to put them out. He'll be so impressed that he will fall for me immediately. And once I have him, he'll be mine FOREVER!
There's only one thing that could possibly go wrong..."
"Dear Diary,
Yesterday was so amazing, and I met SUCH a wonderful guy!
But, I don't think it was meant to last, for my heart belongs to another.
He's so amazing and strong and so, so CUTE! I've been thinking about him all day, and I think he's really into me too!
He's the only one for me! I just know it! And, I know just how to get him!
Look at those eyes! Those amazing eyes! He'll be mine by the end of the day! I just know it!
I told him that I've taken several live hostages at my house, but once he's there I'll tell him that I let them go because I love him! He'll fall for me immediately. And once I have him, he'll be mine FOREVER!
There's only one thing that could possibly go wrong..."
Dear Diary,
Yesterday was so amazing, and I met SUCH a wonderful guy!
But, I don't think it was meant to last, for my heart belongs to another.
He's so amazing and strong and so, so CUTE! I've been thinking about him all day, and I think he's really into me too!
He's the only one for me! I just know it! And, I know just how to get him!
Look at those strings! Those long beautiful strings! He'll be mine by the end of the day! I just know it!
I told him to come over later, that should be enough. And if he doesn't show up I'll just go to his house! And if he doesn't open the door I'll just find the window, jimmy's always an option. Or I could set the house on fire and wait for him to run out! Then he could run into my arms!
There's only one thing that could possibly go wrong...
"Dear Diary,
Yesterday was so amazing, and I met SUCH a wonderful guy!
But, I don't think it was meant to last, for my heart belongs to another.
He's so amazing and strong and so, so CUTE! I've been thinking about him all day, and I think he's really into me too!
He's the only one for me! I just know it! And, I know just how to get him!
Look at that... snout! Uh... looks aren't everything. He'll be mine by the end of the day! I just know it!
I'll just wait for him after school throw a bag over his head, hit him with a shovel and drag him into the back of my car. Then he wakes up I'll tell him that someone was trying to kidnap and kill him, I don't know Balloon Boy maybe, and then I'll tell him that I rescued him! He'll fall for me immediately!
There's only one thing that could possibly go wrong..."
"Dear Diary,
Things didn't work out as I'd hoped and once again I'm left with nothing but a broken heart.
But tomorrow is another day and I just know there's a guy out there that's right for me..."
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